Monday, January 11, 2010

a tiring day^^

hehe^^ love tis hairband^^

keeeke...chillin a bit la..baru balik from nite market^^

LURVY LAPPIE PICAS^^

boohoo^^my own fb profile^^ hehe!!
mmmmmm..dunno y..juz feel like takin S keypad:P
heyhey^^ it rawksss!!
my 1st eva lappie^^ compaq presario^^

wink wink;)

picas drg cwistmas...nt much though

haha^^ cute jiali n me in da train^^ (its our 1st time)
*~!jun chyi!~*
aha..!!tony rama's "SECRET" dessert =.=! hehe!but its mouth-watering!deliciously^^

tis is all de cousies of junjun n jiajia^^ hehe!! *emmm..hopefully denise mum wont c tis..or else.........>.<" HAHA!!sorry ppl:P
yuuhhuuu^^ wow!!today is a real tiring day..came back home..BOOM!on da sofa...sleep till 8pm!LOLZ!! hahaa^^so tired...then went nite market..went town cuz daaddy wanna go bank..then came bac home..now here i am!!BLOGGING^^ hehe!! heyhey^^ ive gotta my MUET results!! i got band 5!!which is toally utterly UNBELIVEABLE!! HAHA^^ anyhow...grateful for dat grade^^ kla..nothing much to talk...gotta update my picas 1st..hehe^^




Sunday, January 10, 2010

c'mon..exercise dudes^^ur neck need a break although u dont:P HAHA!!

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an apple a day keeps da doc away^^a laughter a day keeps everyone ____________??!?!?!!?

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. then
I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack.

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God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

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Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.

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The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn't it rain on you?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue
monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
not in cage but laughing at you.

7 REASONS NOT TO MESS WITH CHILDREN^^







A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.

The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'

The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.







A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.'


The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.'

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, 'They will in a minute.'








A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.

After explaining the commandment to 'honor' thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, 'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?'

Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, 'Thou shall not kill.'








One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, 'Why are some of your hairs white, Mum?'

Her mother replied, 'Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white..'

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, 'Mummy, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?'











The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer , she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the teacher, she's dead.'














A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.'

'Yes,' the class said.


'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?'

A little fellow shouted,

'Cause your feet aren't empty.'








The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

'Take only ONE . God is watching.'


Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.'







LAUGH EVERYONE^^