lolz...its juz all about ties..isnt it?^^

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding
through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in
the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried towards the
spot, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small
stand, selling ties.

The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?"

The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. I have ties.
Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $60."

The Taliban shouted, "Idiot! I do not need an over-priced
tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find
water first!

"OK," said the old Jewish man, "It does not matter that
you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will
show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over
that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a
lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need.
Shalom."

Cursing, the Taliban staggered away over the hill.

Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead & said
"Your f****ing brother won't let me in without a tie!"